I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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