I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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