ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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