We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
