can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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