its not stalking. its research.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.