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(516): View more from New York

then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"

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(502): View more from Kentucky

they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself

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(718): View more from New York

i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal

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(361): View more from Texas

You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process

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