Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have tasted many bathrooms