then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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