She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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