we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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