And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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