Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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