too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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