There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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