But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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