Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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