Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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