I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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