he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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