he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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