At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't notice because vodka
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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