Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
smell my finger.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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