piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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