So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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