the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you win again, gameday.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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