we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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