I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Mom said you looked used
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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