No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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