There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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