did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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