Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
did you just send me my own nude
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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