first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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