I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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