i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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