Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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