Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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