oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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