I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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