so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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