Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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