I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm really busy with my period
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