I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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