look no pants
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I have feelings that need drinking.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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