I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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