Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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