is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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