I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
