Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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