This girl is more easily done than said...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm passing your future prison.
Green mimosas i think yes
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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