You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Still dying that you shit outside
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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