I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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