Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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