I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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