I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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