Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The air taste purple.
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