I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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