You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
