Nicole vs. Life
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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